dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Someone signed my nipple.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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