Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
ttyl tear gas
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i out mim tonsoeep
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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