All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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