wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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