were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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