She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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