Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
wanna go halves on a baby?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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