So drunk its hurt
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
only you would photoshop your dick
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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