there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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