remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize