Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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