David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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