i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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