I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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