what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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