Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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