Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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