Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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