STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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