People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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