Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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