My brain says no but my pants say off.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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