ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Come on in and take your pants off
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