It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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