Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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