I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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