with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My ass is underappreciated
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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