i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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