Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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