dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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