I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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