I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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