Who did Billy Mays play for?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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