can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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