Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Fuck appropriateness.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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