And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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