i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm sobbing to NWA
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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