I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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