Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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