with your own penis?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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