Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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