It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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