my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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