why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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