My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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