I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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