I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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