i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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