so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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