I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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