just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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