he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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