Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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