I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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